fistingeridan: soulvisionary: ...
ddowney: marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean that’s stone and someone made it look transparent do you see that fabric? do you see that fluffy pillow? do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles? no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
best-of-funny: ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
berktoburgess: hicupp: cancerously: ...
I just thought of something I really want to...
attackofthepartycannon: bardofpizza: I’d like to see this guy… This guy… This guy… This girl… And this guy… All visit this place… At the same time (but not as a group) after they’ve all had a particularly shitty day at work. the entire planet would fucking explode in a matter of minutes from all the power of their anger and rage there would be no survivors I’m sure of it...
a-pariah: a-pariah: why is the female hero so often tomboyish why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates with my hair curler nvm found her
legolast: my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
reallyreallyreallytrying: “average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
tomlinsen: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was “MY CEREAL!!!”
tails804: tomatograffiti: vulturer: and then finally
thel0standdamned: wearing fandom shirts in public as a mating call
girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed
theweepyfox: geometricdeathtrap: So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work I want this on a shirt.
kawaiiklutz: pilcachu: smashbrosbravvl: favour1te: smashbrosbravvl: nalia-sheeran: smashbrosbravvl: Wow I can’t believe tumblr just bought yahoo what Wow I can’t believe tumblr just bought yahoo WHAT WOW I CAN’T BELIEVE TUMBLR JUST BOUGHT YAHOO THEYRE SELLIN CHOCOLATES, MA THEY’RE SELLIN WHAT?
angelshavethephonebox: richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her Yes. Good. You go, boy.
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nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T…